TEXTING RULEZ

TEXTING RULES FOR GUYS:
*If she takes 2 minutes to reply,
take 4.
*If she replies with a one letter
word, DO NOT REPLY!
*If she only texts you when you are
completely sure she is bored,delete
her
number.
*If she texts you "Mambo,aki
nimeboeka", forward that text to
her dad
*If she sends you one word texts,
go silent till she learns how to
maintain a conversation.
*If she only texts you to ask for
favours, block her number as well.
*If she texts you "haha" "hehe"
"sawa" "ok" and those other silly
irritating words, call it a day. Well,
unless she starts a new story line.
And finally,
*If she is the type that texts"Xaxa
xwity. Walai nimekumixx" BUY HER
A DICTIONARY FOR HER
BIRTHDAY!!! or VALs!!!
Do it at your own risk.
Ukiachwa, ujipange!!!!!